He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
It all started with a game of naked twister.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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