R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
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Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
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Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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