Having a random hookup so left but love u
I don't think brook has ever known best
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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