Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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