I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Ketchup is God's man juice
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Randomize
