Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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