Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
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So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
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you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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