He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
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