She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
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Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
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One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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