So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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