i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Randomize
