At least make sure they are 18
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i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
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Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
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Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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