she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
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Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
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I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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