You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
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Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
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Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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