my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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