The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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