Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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