She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
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