WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
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I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
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Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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