I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
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It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
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It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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