But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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