Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
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beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
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it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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