I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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