On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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