Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
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she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
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Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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