and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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