Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
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If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
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He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
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