please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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