Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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