Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
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Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
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So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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