I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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