Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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