It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
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why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
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Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
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