Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I believe in your delicious
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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