He is an equal opportunity slut.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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