I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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