Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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