you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
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Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
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You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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