I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
i just sent this text using only my big toe
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
