I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
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this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
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Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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