found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Randomize
