Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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