I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
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Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
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lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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