I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
Randomize
