Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
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I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
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I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
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I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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