it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Randomize
