I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
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And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
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She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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