I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
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I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
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So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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