yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
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I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
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Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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