how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
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That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
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I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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