Bisexual people are plain selfish.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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