First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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