He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
