1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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